Funny things my District Elders say...

...This is what happens when you spend 10 hours a day in a small, confined classroom:

• "Did you hear about the circus elders? It was in-tents"
• "I had a dream last night...okay, so it was last year but..."
• "You're way too wigwam right now."
• "I first started using crayons when I was 8 and my life completely changed."
• "I'm a very fun person in a very un-fun situation"
• "Do you see an orange sticker on my nametag? No, you dont...that's because I'm pretty much a veteran here."

• "Nope, skinny ties just make me look fatter"
• "Yolo...is that Russian?"
• "What should I send my girlfriend for Valentine's Day?...You can make her a cake, or fruit tarts! Fruit tarts are good."
• The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step...(Elder Hamm whispers to Elder next to him), "Take that journey, make that step."
• "We are thankful for that chair...that is just...there." (during a prayer)
• "This is why I hate orphans."
• "Can we be honest??...We are going to be weird when we get back..."
• "We almost just spiritually sweated!"
• "Did you hear about the guy that's been waiting here for a year for his visa?" (Yeah right)
• "Spanish class is diarrhea of the mouth."

...gotta love Elders:)